Can you tolerate one more memory from Junior High? I see you are taking a break but I'll go ahead and write it down.
Hell yes!! These are some of my faves, I hope the readers enjoy them too.
I think the coach at my Junior High was tone deaf (as they say today) about nudity and modesty.
He sometimes called people to his office when they didn't have a stitch on. Also he walked around in the locker room while people changed, also taking a look at guys in the showers.
That was seventh and eighth grade when I had to take P.E. Well, the very next year we had to go to take a week (maybe two weeks) of human reproduction classes. Boys were taught of course by that coach and scheduled in the locker room where we all sat on the changing benches.
What I will never forget, he came to circumcision and in the middle of the lesson he calls out two boys, saying "Keller, Delgado, strip real quick." It got absolutely silent in that room. I could not believe what he said and the others must have been just as stunned. This was not P.E. which they would have to change and shower for, it was a class. But he went on telling them
"Hustle, hustle, we haven't got all day."
Well, I knew that Keller had a good-sized dick because of being with him in P.E. Delgado, I didn't know anything about. Pretty soon, with the coach hurrying them up, he's got them standing on a bench in full view of everybody. Their dicks are hanging in front of us like merchandise at Woolco. And coach is using a ruler to point at their dicks to explain circumcision and male hygiene.
Delgado's dick was even bigger than Keller's, as well as completely hidden inside its sheath. After a few minutes the coach gives each of them a little swat on the butt with his ruler and says
"Thank you, men."
Then he tells the whole class to give them a round of applause for being good sports. So there we are clapping for two guys forced to strip in front of 75 or 100 of their peers. All we could whisper about at lunch was not the difference between circumcision and uncircumcision, but our hunch that coach had knowing picked the two largest dicks in the school for his little show and tell exhibit.